TRUE RICHES.

LITTLE MINDS.

Click on this and read it twice.

Now I recommend you read it out loud to someone you

love (pets count), expanding their little mind a little bit.

FAMILY

CHRISTMAS

DYSFUNCTION.

Are you in need of a painfully familiar formula for your star-studded holiday affair? Why not give the always reliable DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY GATHERS FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND HUMOUROUS HIJINKS LEAD TO A LEARNING-TO-LOVE-AGAIN FINALE template a try? Everyone’s doing it! Especially Diane Keaton.

Join us next week when we compile the

CHRISTMAS MOVIES TITLED AFTER A PRE-EXISTING CHRISTMAS SONG essentials, whether they bother to use the song or not! Complete with made-for-television-in-the-aughts fare like Santa Baby* and The Christmas Shoes!

*Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe sold separately.

STUFFING.