Saturday, September 12, 2020

TOON TIME.
a countdown

by Hunter Jon


Whether you call it a ‘cartoon’ or an ‘animated series’, I’ve spent an inordinate amount of my life watching all kinds. Mostly in my childhood, though, which made compiling a list of my all time favourites trickier than I thought.


I came-of-age in a time when you didn’t decide what was on TV - that was up to the magic box itself. You got what you were given and it wasn't always what you wanted. This certainly isn’t the case anymore, so my generation might have been the last that simply watched things because they were ‘on’. Because of this, there are a dozen or so shows I don’t particularly care for yet have seen many episodes of. Especially cartoons. So I had to draw a distinct line between those I’m most familiar with and those I enjoyed most. In all honesty, I highlight plenty of shows here that I’ve only actually seen a handful of episodes of - but enjoyed those far more than, say, some entire series I consumed merely because, back in the day, nothing else was on.


The other wall I hit was a hard truth: because I was so young when I watched a lot of these, my memories are more often of the show in general than individual episodes. Plenty of ‘toons made the cut that I couldn’t begin to tell you anything about beyond their basic premise. In fact, it seems the show's characters in these instances made more of an impression on me than the plot of any given episode. Proof once again that personality goes furthest. Time also moved differently as a kid - at the time, it may have seemed as though I watched a particular cartoon every day after school for a whole year, when in reality I did for only a week or so. So it’s no wonder I can’t remember a single storyline, having only seen each episode once over twenty years ago.


Another snag - as soon as we start talking about our favourite long running TV shows, we’re compelled to point out which season(s) we prefer. No more so than when discussing an animated series, because they have the unique ability to run forever. Mostly because cartoon characters don’t age, people. They just don’t. And any voice can be replaced/recreated. Just ask Casey Kasem and Matthew Lillard. Poor saps. So, when it comes to titles on this list with more seasons than one cares to count, just know that I’m probably most fond of the earliest ones, as, let’s be honest, that’s usually where the highest quality hides.


Lastly, I must confess that I’ve cheated a bit; generalized by lumping together entire franchises into one pick, mostly when it comes to shows that have never-ending incarnations and/or were entirely made up of previously released theatrical shorts. While on the other hand have been, at times, very specific about just which series in a franchise I’m referring to and most fond of. This might enrage purists, to whom I apologize.


Basically, all of this means that I’ve got too little to say about some choices and too much to say about others. I figure it’s all or nothing. After little deliberation, I’ve decided to let this list speak for itself and leave any and all commentary up to you.


Here are my fifty favourite animated television shows.


















































Friday, September 11, 2020

WITH THANKS TO JOHN KRASINSKI.


by Hunter Jon


It’s actually quite a delightful story how my sister and I ended up watching “The Hollars”, which was directed by and stars John Krasinski, but it’s also a long and personal one. So I’m going to keep it to myself. All you need to know is that we watched it. Rented it, in fact. Via iTunes on AppleTV.



(my sister and I are big John Krasinski fans, but because of her having initial trouble remembering and/or pronouncing his last name, we started calling him ‘Johnny K’ and it stuck)


If you haven’t seen it, not to worry - absolutely no need to spoil any real story/plot here to get where I’m going. All you need to know is that at one point Johnny K’s character revisits a place that was special to him as a child. We see him make his way through some thick bush and come out at a scenic lakeside. And then this happens…


It’s a simple and, mostly, predictable gag. Both I and my sister knew it was going to happen the second we saw that tire swing. Yet she laughed anyway. A little too hard. Which made me laugh. Then she started laughing at how much such a juvenile joke had made her laugh. She insisted we pause and rewind. The second time around we both laughed harder than anyone ever should at this tired bit.


The movie carried on. Next up was a scene without Johnny K.


But he returned in the one after that…


My sister and I exchanged a glance. What was up with his hair? Why did it look different all of a sudden? What the hell was he wearing? And why were these out-of-character clothes far too small?


In the continuing scene, it was even more obvious…



Neither of us said anything out loud, but we kept looking at each other, clearly confused. Then, in the scene, Johnny K gets up and leaves…



… carrying with him a plastic bag.


I hit pause and couldn’t get it out fast enough - “Because he was wet!” 


My sister understood immediately: he was soaked from his fall and, having a meeting at a doctor’s office soon after, bought dry clothes (that didn’t fit) and used the shopping bag to carry around his wet ones. Of course, this also accounted for his I-just-fell-into-a-lake hairdo.


What’s great is that none of this was ever explained. Never hinted at beyond the bag, weird clothes and weirder hair. Not only do you have to connect-the-dots yourself to get the joke, it takes you a moment to realize that there are even any dots to connect.


We started laughing and couldn’t stop. One of those laughs that goes on so long you’re left in tears and waving your hands around as if to say, “I can’t - stop, stop. Stop everything!”


I’m not sure if my sister remembers any of this. But I sure do, and it’s one of my favourite movie-watching memories.


So thanks, Johnny K.


And Happy Birthday, Jo.

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

COWLMAN AND DOMINO BOY (TWO-DISC SPECIAL EDITION).