TRUE RICHES.

LITTLE MINDS.

Click on this and read it twice.

Now I recommend you read it out loud to someone you

love (pets count), expanding their little mind a little bit.

FAMILY

CHRISTMAS

DYSFUNCTION.

Are you in need of a painfully familiar formula for your star-studded holiday affair? Why not give the always reliable DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY GATHERS FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND HUMOUROUS HIJINKS LEAD TO A LEARNING-TO-LOVE-AGAIN FINALE template a try? Everyone’s doing it! Especially Diane Keaton.

Join us next week when we compile the

CHRISTMAS MOVIES TITLED AFTER A PRE-EXISTING CHRISTMAS SONG essentials, whether they bother to use the song or not! Complete with made-for-television-in-the-aughts fare like Santa Baby* and The Christmas Shoes!

*Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe sold separately.

STUFFING.

THE

COMMON LEXICON.

FAVOURITE

MOVIES FINALE.

a countdown

This concludes an ongoing series counting down my 500 favourite movies…

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TUPPERWARE.

MY TOP 100.

Here’s the (large) final batch of my favourites.

500. Just Another Girl on the I.R.T. (1992)

499. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

498. Avengers: Endgame (2019)

497. Caramel (2007)

496. Fat Chance (1994)

495. Of an Age (2022)

494. Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011)

493. GoldenEye (1995)

492. Imaginary Heroes (2004)

491. Past Lives (2023)

490. Lady Bird (2017)

489. The Scarlet Claw (1944)

488. X2: X-Men United (2003)

487. Yellow Submarine (1968)

486. Howard (2018)

485. Overboard (1987)

484. The Warriors (1979)

483. Son of Frankenstein (1939)

482. Two for the Road (1967)

481. Spider-Man (2002)

480. Night School (1981)

479. The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

478. Heights (2005)

477. Thelma & Louise (1991)

476. Final Destination 3 (2006)

475. Primer (2004)

474. A Knight's Tale (2001)

473. The Last of Shelia (1973)

472. Heartburn (1986)

471. Hellboy (2004)

470. Best in Show (2000)

469. The Thrill of It All (1963)

468. Domino (2005)

467. Black Christmas (1974)

466. Final Destination (2000)

465. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

464. The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

463. It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947)

462. The Village (2004)

461. Curse of the Demon (1957)

460. Postcards from the Edge (1990)

459. Imagine Me & You (2005)

458. Ghostbusters (1984)

457. Frances Ha (2012)

456. Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (2021)

455. Notting Hill (1999)

454. Like Crazy (2011)

453. Paper Moon (1973)

452. Waiting for Guffman (1996)

451. Moulin Rouge! (2001)

450. Gremlins (1984)

449. The Prestige (2006)

448. Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

447. Now and Then (1995)

446. Annie Oakley (1935)

445. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

444. Batman Begins (2005)

443. April Fool’s Day (1986)

442. Matinee (1993)

441. Holes (2003)

440. Meatballs (1979)

439. The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)

438. Casino Royale (2006)

437. The Fly (1986)

436. Big Fish (2003)

435. Cabaret (1972)

434. The Truman Show (1998)

433. Batman Returns (1992)

432. Jumanji (1995)

431. Matchstick Men (2003)

430. King Creole (1958)

429. Minari (2020)

428. Jurassic Park (1993)

427. The Jerk (1979)

426. I, Tonya (2017)

425. Despicable Me (2010)

424. The Breakfast Club (1985)

423. La Vie En Rose (2007)

422. Philadelphia (1993)

421. The Assistant (2019)

420. The Absent Minded Professor (1961)

419. Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956)

418. Wayne’s World (1992)